Tuesday, March 23, 2010

The Onion: Keeping Us Up To Date On The Pressing Issues Of The Day



"GLENS FALLS, NY—An esteemed high council of elders gathered in the hushed chambers of the Hillside Assisted Living Center this week to determine the fate of Wanda Drexler, a 43-year-old day nurse suspected of stealing loose change from atop various dressers and nightstands....."

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